Snooki’s Got a Meatball in the Oven

Snooki's Got a Meatball in the Oven

Mollie Swan and Ali Pietrykowski, Staff Writers

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi shocked the reality television world when she announced that there is a little meatball in the oven. Polizzi, who exposed her crazy party antics on five seasons of MTV’s hit reality series Jersey Shore, does not seem like she is ready to settle down and raise baby guidos and guidettes.

However, in an US Weekly interview with Polizzi and her gorilla juicehead of a fiancé, Jionni Lavelle, she assured her fans that she is changing her habits and is ready for the responsibility of being a mother.

The Mirador staff unanimously voted that Snooki will be an inadequate mother and will fail to abandon her love for partying. However, a select few commented that they do not completely underestimate her parenting abilities. Believe it or not, there are a handful of proud Snooki supporters at Miramonte.

“Judging by Snooki’s tweets, she obviously stays in most nights with Jionni so she is definitely ready for this baby meatball,” said dedicated Snooki fan, junior Maddy Cuyler.

There is no question that Polizzi’s baby, no matter what gender, will pop out of the womb looking exceptionally bronzed. We predict that this baby may not grow to be five feet tall, but will surely adopt his or her parents’ outgoing Italian personalities. This baby will always be dressed head-to-toe in leopard print, rhinestones, and popular Italian style brands such as Ed Hardy.

While the child may be criticized by tabloids, he or she will not struggle to find his or her place in the world.  Especially with the help and support of loving parents and all members of the Jersey Shore family, excluding
“The Situation”, of course. One thing is for sure: Jersey Shore fans are anxiously waiting to find out what sassy Italian name they choose for their baby.

Snooki has a whopping 4.8 million followers on Twitter and keeps fans updated on her life.