Sassy-Scopes

D. Mottier

Natalie Condon and Cassidy Waters, Staff Writers

This month’s Mirador astrologists channel Sadie Saxton, Regina George, and Blair Waldorf to take a look into your future.

Libra (9/23-10/22)

Happy birthday gurl! This month’s all about you. Be prepared for an unexpected surprise from your BFFs. You may be taken to El Morocco in PH which features a live belly dancing performance so strut your stuff.

Scorpio (10/23-11/21)

You’ve been up late pinning J-prom dresses six months in advance, the resulting lack of sleep combined with stress from school is dragging you down. Take a power nap to give you more energy to get your shop on.

 Sagittarius (11/22-12/21)

Your crush hasn’t been noticing you lately. Do something to get his attention. If there’s still no connection, you’re clearly too good for him.  Buy a new pair of boots to mend your broken heart, but keep up the flirty spirit. #bootzandboyz

Capricorn (12/22-1/19)

Your schedule has been packed with tons of events lately. Even though it can be totes worth it, remember to give your family some time too. Take your dad to the mall to finance your latest shopping spree.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

You’ve been so caught up with boys lately that you think your whole world revolves around them. However, that’s sew nawt true. Take a boy-fast and pamper yourself with a mani-pedi or hot stone massage.

Pisces (2/19-3/20)

Your life has seemed srzly boring lately. Spice things up a bit. Bust out your sassiest spandex skirt and wedges. Grab your girlfriendz and take a GNO to the city to hit up da teen clubs with virgin margaritas.

Aries (3/21-4/19)

You’ve been rather upset about the lack of school spirit lately. Ask the cutest football player for his jersey and and represent your school under the Friday night lights. Go Mats!!

Taurus (4/20-5/20)

You and your friends have had nothing to do the past few weekends. It’s time to get out to Berkeley and check out some thrift stores. Maybe even indulge in some C.R.E.A.M. while you’re there. #CreamTeam

Gemini (5/21-6/20)

You can feel pressured to know everything about everyone. Even if you want to know all the deetz, relax, it’s not the end of the world to be out of the loop. What goes around comes around. You’re welcome.

Cancer (6/21-7/22)

Your obsession with country music has risen to the top. Be spontaneous and buy tickets to the latest concert. Break out the flannels and cowboy boots. You may even meet your very own cowboy there 😉

Leo (7/23-8/22)

You’ve been lacking in confidence lately. Take some artsy pics to post on instagram. All of the likes will be a major self esteem boost. Make sure to consider creativity cuz no one wants anymore selfiez.

Virgo (8/23-9/22)

You and your boyfriend have gotten close lately. You   may think you two are soul m8s and will be 2getha foreva, but keep the PDA to a minimum. The two of you are still ah-dorable, others may not agree.