Editor-in-Chief Madison Alvarado enjoys writing inflammatory essays on why she hates Christopher Columbus and men in general. Her aspirations include being a motivational speaker at hot dog eating contests and being slightly passive aggressive. At lunch, you can find her at Writing Lab, Math Lab, or whipping in her mom’s 2012 Mercedes Benz. After school, Alvarado runs endlessly until she is forced to do the six hours of homework she is assigned every night due to the fact that she is taking 12 APS, even though she is only enrolled for 7 classes. If you want an intelligent, yet sarcastic comeback call Madison at 212-479-7990.